Greetings Students,
For your final project, each of you will be responsible for creating a comprehensive presentation on what you believe to be the best alternative investment. This project is an opportunity for you to showcase not only your research skills but also your ability to articulate complex financial concepts in a clear and professional manner.
The investment you select must be entirely unique to your project, no duplication of ideas between students. You will be expected to analyze your chosen investment in-depth, considering its potential, risks, market trends, and overall viability. Be creative and think outside the box, but ensure your presentation is thorough and well-prepared.
When selecting your investment, be sure to choose something with the potential to stand the test of time, deliver a solid return on investment, and create real-world value. Conduct thorough research, rely on credible sources, and provide well-reasoned arguments supporting your choice.
I look forward to seeing your innovative ideas and presentations!
Best of luck with your projects!
P.S. Do not make your project about crypto, there is no value or cash flow to back it. In my opinion, you may as well invest in horse shit (Excuse my French).
Department of Finance
He said be creative. He said think outside the box. He said pick something with potential to deliver a solid return.
Then in the P.S. he told me not to do crypto because I "may as well invest in horse shit." Excuse his French.
So I did exactly what he told me. I invested in horse shit. I launched $HORSESHIT on Solana — named after his exact words — and am going to present the PnL chart as my final project.
He wanted innovative ideas. He's getting one.
"Be creative and think outside the box." — The same professor who said invest in horse shit.
The rest of the department switched to PowerPoint a decade ago. He thinks Google Docs is "the cloud."
Said this to a lecture hall full of students who applied online. Zero self-awareness.
Brags about his 3% annual return like it's alpha. Inflation ate his gains for breakfast.
Once called it "a type of spreadsheet." Teaches a finance class. Let that sink in.
Said from his iPhone, using apps built on venture-backed fintech. His Venmo works because of the tech he hates.
$HORSESHIT launches on Solana. The ultimate boomer contrarian indicator has spoken. Thank you, Professor.
— Professor [REDACTED]
Alternative investment: $HORSESHIT (Solana SPL Token)
Potential: Infinite. Professor literally told the entire class to invest in horse shit. I'm just following instructions.
Risks: Professor might fail me. Worth it.
Market trends: Meme coins are a multi-billion dollar market. "No value" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that P.S.
Overall viability: Powered by spite, memes, and the unshakeable belief that proving a tenured professor wrong is worth more than any DCF model.
"Be creative and think outside the box" — so I did. He just didn't expect the box to be on-chain.